What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle
What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts
What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?