Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage

Now you all know how much I adore my husband Bill, so I thought I would share with you the secret to how we get along so well and what makes our marriage such a success.

I'll let Bill tell you the story.....

Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in Ireland when we visited the Ring of Kerry and took a trip to the beach by horse.


We hadn't gone too far when my Lorie's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. She looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'

We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my Lorie quietly said, 'That's twice.'

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time and she quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?'

She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'

And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after! (TeeHee)




Hope I gave you a smile for the day.... Of course you know that I ADORE animals and would NEVER kill one (unless it were a spider, eewww!)... we have a deep respect for one another and love each other deeply. We like being with each other and enjoy doing much of the same things.

Hope you have a great week..... until next time..... Lorie

5 comments:

onangelwings said...

Hahahaha...you guys are crazy and I totally was thinking what the hell was wrong with her damn horse?

Simply Being Mommy said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh.

Just Breathe said...

Cute story!

~ Noelle said...

you are so funny! ha ha

Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL love it!

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