What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's do you call a haunted chicken?
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference?
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
Wishing you all a happy and safe Halloween with those you love and LOTS of candy.