Saturday, October 29, 2011

Silly Halloween Funnies

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What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo


What's do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference?
Pumpkin Pi

Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.



Wishing you all a happy and safe Halloween with those you love and LOTS of candy. 



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6 comments:

Tami W. said...

Those are so corny they were funny. I posted two as Facebook statuses. I hope you don't mind.

Felicia said...

You are the cutest! I hope you have a wonderful Halloween!

XmasDolly said...

PURE CORN!!! Tami hit the nail on the head! Have a happy & safe Halloween.

Adaptable Kay said...

Hehe! Love them all xD
Happy Halloween Lorie!

Cathy Kennedy said...

Really cute Halloween jokes! I'm visiting for 4Ms, but you haven't gotten yours up yet. Boo-hoo-hoo! I'll be back later, girlie! =D

Faythe said...

super goulish fun Lorie! I esp like the poultry-geist, LOL! ~Faythe @ GMT~

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