Saturday, October 29, 2011

Silly Halloween Funnies

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What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo


What's do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference?
Pumpkin Pi

Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.



Wishing you all a happy and safe Halloween with those you love and LOTS of candy. 



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6 comments:

Tami said...

Those are so corny they were funny. I posted two as Facebook statuses. I hope you don't mind.

Felicia said...

You are the cutest! I hope you have a wonderful Halloween!

Xmas Dolly said...

PURE CORN!!! Tami hit the nail on the head! Have a happy & safe Halloween.

Kayla @ TheEclecticElement said...

Hehe! Love them all xD
Happy Halloween Lorie!

Cathy Kennedy said...

Really cute Halloween jokes! I'm visiting for 4Ms, but you haven't gotten yours up yet. Boo-hoo-hoo! I'll be back later, girlie! =D

GrammyMouseTails said...

super goulish fun Lorie! I esp like the poultry-geist, LOL! ~Faythe @ GMT~

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