You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. |
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. | |
| TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. |
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. | |
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. | |
| WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. |
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. | |
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. | |
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. | |
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. |
9 comments:
You should really quit talking about Rob that way! LOL
Too funny! Thanks for sharing.
Hehe! These are cute especially the remote control one xD
HA!! Love these - and all are so true!
LMAO!! Love this. I love the remote. That is so spot on ;)
Very funny and I love the statement that female is like a SPONGES, it sounds like a green joke! LOL!
Oh my lord too freaking funny!
Oh my goodness, those are too hilarious. Especially the photo copier...isn't that the truth :)
HAHAHA! That's hilarious! I've never thought of them like that before!
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