Annette over at Fairy Blog Mother (my hero) started this meme to, in her words "vent your frustrations, bitch about your hubby, your job, that you ran out of dog food. No gripe is excluded. Anything that irritated you this week...bitch and moan about it!
Grab the button and link up your bitch and moan blog post.
Let it all out before the weekend!"
So here goes:
~Let's just say, since I am sure you are all so totally sick of me going on and on and on about my insurance company... Wellcare Insurance "customer service" really SUCKS!!! As soon as open enrollment begins for Medicare recipients, we are SOOOOO there!!
~ Junk mail! I really cannot stand it anymore... I am taking Andy Rooney's advice: I am going to mail my junk mail from one company and send it in the paid envelopes to other junk mail companies!! HA! (It may not really be from Andy Rooney, but it's a great idea anyway, and it will give me satisfaction!)
~ I am sick & tired of getting mail at my house for The Hubs EX-WIFE!!! She has NEVER lived here, and she NEVER WILL!! They have been divorced for 14 years and we have been married for 12, so WTF... her name isn't even Shewbridge anymore, so WHY are they sending it to her with that last name AND to her with her maiden name??????? UUUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
~ One more thing..... will the owner of the HUMONGOUS canine please STOP letting your doggie poop (I am trying to keep a family friendly blog) on my lawn. I know that it's not Nano's poopie, because he only weighs a little over 7 pounds and if he pooped that stuff out of him, he would be in the HOSPITAL!!! The poop itself must weigh at least 5 pounds... I clean up after my little man's minuscule poopies, will ya'll please pick up yours!!
OK, I'm done... Don't forget to link your post up to Annette over at Fairy Blog Mother.
Have a terrific weekend..... Until next time..... Lorie
4 comments:
Ya, getting the hubby's ex-wife mail would totally piss me off too!
That so sounds like Andy Rooney ... Love it!
What is up with the mail? They just find an address and go with it. But 14 years later come on!!!
Ok died laughing over the poo ... just had a mental image ... LOL
LOVING the photo my dear, gorgeous!
Does this mean we can't say "dog shit" in the comments section, either?
My mom used to tear up junk mail and mail it right back to them in their postage-paid envelopes, if there was one enclosed. But I like the idea of "paying it forward".
First, thanks for stoppin by my blog. Now, I inherited my dad's house and I still get mail for my mom here and they were divorced for years before he died. I think the companies are happy as long as it goes somewhere.
Also, I HATE when other people's dogs poo on my lawn because without fail one of my kids will step in it with new shoes on!
Nice post.
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