Q. What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
A. It would go to a re-tail shop for a new one!
Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Q. Why did Santa's helper see a therapist?
A. Because he had low elf esteem!
Q. How do elves greet each other?
A. "Small world, isn't it?"
OK, so they are totally sill, but I know I made you smile.... =)