Showing posts with label The Dating Profiles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Dating Profiles. Show all posts

Sunday, November 29, 2009

The Dating Profiles Meme: Go Fish 11/29/09

This is a new meme begun last Friday, and I forgot to do it this, actually last week, because it is so new.... oops.... so here is my post, just a little late....



Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature fromWTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!



The Dating Memes Profiles: Go Fish





1. Like to go fishing. Not really interested in hunting anymore. I'm guessing that's because you packed on about 50 pounds of beer belly and can;t run around the woods chasing animals, but can sit in a boat drinking???



2. When describing my best traits, I kind of sound like I'm describing a puppy. Don't need another one of those to clean up after, I already have the cutest one in the world... and you can even vote for him.... {Shameless plug, sorry, but I can't help it}

http://www.hhofdogcontest.com/dogs/nano-bytes-shewbridge-nov-25-1

3. I'm not an alcoholic or anything, but I do enjoy high proof beverages. Do you get that from Exxon or do you prefer Texaco?




4. I seriously have a radar for freaks so stay clear because I won’t respond. So do I ..... so you will NOT be hearing from me..... WEIRDO!!





5. With the exception of living out my dreams of spending my life on the shoreline, there is absolutely nothing I lack. Except modesty, tact, self-respect, common decency... need I go on.... {Ego-maniac!!}




6. Sight unseen, trust me when I say this. On a scale of 1-10, I am an absolute 10! Yeah, I bet your mommy told you that!! Does she let you go out on school nights? Or do you have to be in by 10 PM, too??? PAH-LEEZZE!




7. I can be so intense sometimes I even scare myself. You know, they make medication for that... Can I suggest a psychiatrist? Mine has worked wonders for me....




8. I want someone funny but not a spaz. Well, I am a spaz... but I take lots of meds for it, so I guess I'm not for you... and you are probably not that funny anyway.




9. Well, the truth is, I'm a nerd who's looking for another nerd to spend happy hours doing nerd-like things together. I had my fill of nerds in high school, now I'm looking for a real man, who wants to take me to exotic & exciting places, so Bye-Bye!!




10. I'm looking for a long term sizzle rather than jet-lagged flash. I don't even have a CLUE what that means.... so just keep on looking!!!





That's it for this week on The Dating Profiles Meme. Don't forget to leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday, hopefully, I'll remember and be on time.... :-)

Until next time..... Lorie

Friday, November 20, 2009

The Dating Profiles Meme: Hard Times



New Meme from Judd Corizan that has begun this week. Thought I'd give it a try, here goes:



Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!



The Dating Profiles Meme: Hard Times

1. Why is this so hard? If you don't know... you are definitely NOT for me!

2. Walk with me. Why, are you gonna take me to the woods and murder me????

3. My software is state of the art. Is that code for "Wanna see my etchings?"

4. Can’t believe I did this. Are you referring to another girl in the woods?????

5. Life is an adventure or nothing. I think in our case, it is going to be: NOTHING!

6. Looking for someone to get to no. Is that like getting to 1st base, 2nd base, and NO base!
7. I am absolutely terrible at this!! YES, yes you are...

8. Anything is possible, right? No, not really, there is no possibility of your being with an actual living human.

9. It’s your last day to live, live it. Again, with taking me into the wood, you are beginning to freak me out, man!!!

10. I enjoy text messages. Yeah, see #8 - no actual human, just virtual relationship! Sorry dude, looks like you lose....

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme. Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!


Hope you enjoyed this meme..... Until next time..... Lorie
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