Saturday, October 31, 2009

Silliy Halloween Humor

In honor of Halloween, I am passing on these silly jokes to make everyone smile as they prepare for the day... Hope they make you giggle:

What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle

What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?

Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts

What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

Happy Halloween, everybody... Be safe.
Until next time..... Lorie


S3XinthePantry said...

Thanks, I read these to a group of 10 - 12 year olds....groans (and a few giggles) all around!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL that is too funny you crack me up!

Simply Being Mommy said...

LOL! I needed a laugh...thanks!

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