In honor of Halloween, I am passing on these silly jokes to make everyone smile as they prepare for the day... Hope they make you giggle:
What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Bamboo
Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle
What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts
What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Bamboo
Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle
What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts
What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
Happy Halloween, everybody... Be safe.
Until next time..... Lorie
3 comments:
Thanks, I read these to a group of 10 - 12 year olds....groans (and a few giggles) all around!
LOL that is too funny you crack me up!
LOL! I needed a laugh...thanks!
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