Sunday, January 3, 2010

Sunday Stealing: The "What If" Meme

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing: originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser:

"Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we also have our rules. First, we always credit the blog that we stole it from and we will “fess up” to the blog owner where we stole the meme. We also provide a link to the victim's post. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") We do sometimes edit the original meme, usually to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, sometimes to select that meme's best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from either this new meme or recently asked questions from a prior featured meme. Let's go!"

Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Nikhil George Punnoose at the blog The Ego Chronicles. Nikhil states that he's a sensitive, intelligent guy with his own set of values and principles that he tries to hold on to under any circumstances. We don't know about that, but he does have a rather dark profile pic, no? He does not say where he found the meme. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "What If" Meme

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? I don't want to put this person in writing, but I know who it is, I'm sure he knows who it is, and my real friends know who it is! If anything happened to this person, I would be the first suspect.... NO way am I gonna put it in writing!!

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? The Police

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? The Jackson Family

4. What is your favorite cheese? Mozzarella

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? Reuben with really lean corned beef, baby swiss, a little sauerkraut, thousand island dressing, on seedless rye, pressed in a paninni for a short time.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Johnny Depp (it's OK - The Hubs knows, his choice is Catherine Zeta Jones, and I know that!)

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Elvis - he is NOT dead!!

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Well, I'm probably hungry, so I'm gonna go get something to eat and have a great dessert of chocolate lava cake.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Hawaii...

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Buy a bathing suit... I am in Hawaii after all!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…? Red wine

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I'm going to the 60's to listen to the best music ever made, and wear the coolest clothes.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No blonds with fake boobs!!

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise? I have no idea, but there would be NO "reality" involved in it what-so-ever, and no "immunity" or challenges, or million dollar prizes, or bachelors, etc.

15.What is your favorite curse word? I usually don't swear much, but I have been known to use "shit" occasionally.

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Wake up Bill - he is the one who does all the "boy jobs" in our house, and getting rid of mummies is definitely a "boy job"!

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item? My laptop!

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? I'm not gonna tell YOU!! But I'll be leaving with a smile on my face. :-)

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be? To be able to tell if someone is lying or telling the truth, I've been burned enough times before!

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? I can't pick a specific 1/2 hour, but anytime during our honeymoon in Ireland - it was gorgeous!

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? June 14, 2001 - I was assaulted.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now? Forget any ONE country, I'm gonna live on a huge yacht - fully staffed - and sail around the south Pacific, with my hubby and puppy!

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? The one on my yacht!

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”? My son's ... he would be totally cool with it and want to take a ride!

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Princess Diana - yeah, I know, lame - right? But wait, she was really a great person, and she was doing a lot of good for the world and her children lost her when they were way too young. Plus, Prince Charles is a real louse, and his marriage to Camilla is a mess and I want Princess Diana to be able to laugh at that!

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Sue - my best friend... gone much too soon!!

27. What’s your theme song? Bryan Adams: "I'll Always Be Right There"

That's it for Sunday Stealing for this week.

Until next time..... Lorie


Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Love your fake boob rule! Very funny...

I am Harriet said...

What ever happened to the Police?

Join us for Monday Mayhem

Annette said...

LOL boy jobs!
I think all jobs in the house...laundry, cooking, cleaning...they should all be boy jobs.

Michelle @Flying Giggles said...

Please, please take me with you to Hawaii! Sounds so nice.

By the way, I tagged you at

Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL love it, well i'm blonde but these things are real. Now I use to work with for a plastic surgeon for many years!! And oh boy the stories ....

I bet the bad person that hurt you and hubs would be that person. And I don't blame you at all!

Maria's Space said...

Johnny Depp is like fine wine. He gets better with age!

That lava cake picture is awesome.

No Pam Anderson look alikes on your island? So I can't come? Only kidding.

We r both taking our laptop cool.

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