Christmas Joke of the Day #1

On Christmas Eve, my nine year old son, David, put out milk and cookies for Santa, plus and extra treat - a beer. The next morning, David cam tearing into our room. "Santa came!" he shouted. Holding up the half-full bottle of beer, he said, "See? There really IS a Santa, because Dad would have drunk the whole thing!"

..... Contributed to Reader's Digest by Karen Bellamy