Thanksgiving Funnies

As you prepare for your Thanksgiving holiday, I wanted to help take the stress out of your day:


THESE JOKES ARE JUST FOWL!

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

Why was the turkey arrested?
The police suspected it of fowl play.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their ages.

Why shouldn't you take turkeys to church?
Because they use fowl language

..... And MY personal favorite.....

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack, quack!"

Wishing you all a very wonderful Thanksgiving..... Until next time..... Lorie