Tuesday, August 31, 2010

It's So Hot That...

  • birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
  • the trees are whistling for dogs.
  • hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.
  • you can make sun tea instantly.
  • you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
  • you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
  • you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
  • you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
  • you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
  • the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
  • the temperature drops below 95°F and you feel a little chilly.
  • farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

 Courtesy of Patriot Humor


4 comments:

~ Noelle said...

lol
we have been parking in the shade!
it is hotttttttt

Barbara said...

too hot for even my family at WDW right now!!!

Tami Winbush said...

You must have been in upstate NY the past couple of days. This heat wave we've been having is unusual. I was talking to my Aunt in Columbia (the country) last night and she was saying that it's hotter here than in Columbia. That's not a good sign...LOL

Maria's Space said...

Tee hee...now that is funny. I hate the heat.

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