It's So Hot That...

• birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
• the trees are whistling for dogs.
• hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.
• you can make sun tea instantly.
• you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
• you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
• you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
• you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
• you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
• the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
• the temperature drops below 95°F and you feel a little chilly.
• farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

 Courtesy of Patriot Humor