- birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
- the trees are whistling for dogs.
- hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.
- you can make sun tea instantly.
- you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
- you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
- you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
- you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
- you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
- the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
- the temperature drops below 95°F and you feel a little chilly.
- farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
Courtesy of Patriot Humor